Saturday, December 30, 2006
LATE BREAKING NEWS: I am a woman trapped in a man's cranium.
I imagine it's not such a shock to some of you that after taking an exhaustive online test that, based on the latest scientific research, I found out that I am blessed with a lady brain. Not the brain of a crazy astronaut lady (although I do give her props for the diapers), but a brain that answers a bunch of questions in a similar manner to a number of women who took the same test. I was pretty excited when I read the results but upon further reflection I am not sure how to reconcile some of my behaviors with the gender of my brain. Where does my love of Steven Segal movies come from? Do I really like Crank Yankers? How authentic is my desire to know the current debates in the UFO community over the Gulf Breeze Sightings? Maybe everything I know and desire is a mask put on by my female brain in order to save me from the psychological struggles of having a brain/body disconnect. This could be the secret behind my ability to charm lesbians and old ladies. I think my NyQuil & other assorted over-the-counter drugs are rapidly washing over my faculties so I'm going to log out & say good night, but y'all should take the test (be forewarned that it takes about 20 minutes) and let me know what it says. I'll put the details of my results in the comments section.
My Personal Brain Score: 50 on the female side, which is the average score for women. The average score for men is 50 on the male side.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/index_chooselogin.shtml
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3 comments:
I knew it!
(and do i have to tell you that i immediately thought of you and A. when i heard about the nasa diapers?)
Yes, wouldn't it be exciting if Greg was a homo? I've been trying to get him to get with guys for years and years. ;)
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