Tuesday, May 27, 2008
We're off to Philly today for my second interview. Initially we were against moving there but now there's a good chance we'll do it if I get the job. Neither of us want to be there long term but we haven't had any other job prospects in Pittsburgh, Ithaca, or Austin. I recognize that Ithaca & Austin would take a while to work out and hopefully we can figure out what we want to do longer term (and where we want to do it) while in Philly. Anyhooters, we'll be on the road until late Thursday. Bye for now.
Friday, May 23, 2008
DATELINE: My Couch, Pittsburgh PA
I know it's been a few weeks since I last posted but I actually have been busy. What have I been doing?
I know it's been a few weeks since I last posted but I actually have been busy. What have I been doing?
- I sang at karaoke (Blondie, Talking Heads, Wall of Voodoo, David Allen Coe, etc.).
- We drove out to Philly for my job interview.
- Roadtrip to Nashville to figure out our lives like Brittney in Crossroads.
- On the way to Nashville we stayed a night at the Seelbach Hotel, a super fancy, old hotel in Louisville (check out the photo gallery).
- While in Louisville we visited the giant Louisville Slugger baseball bat and Col. Sanders' grave (which started a huge, serious fight between Adale & I).
- Had tons of fun in Nashville and visited Cooter's Place, spent quality time with Allison, toured the Opryland Hotel, ate fancy Mexican style popsicles, met some of her nice friends.
- We went to the unofficial Lesbian Karaoke Night at a local bar where yet another young lady-lovin' gal spontaneously expressed their admiration for my fashion sense (a different gal said, "You're more of a dyke than I am." I do have to give thanks to Allison because I was wearing the shirt she gave me last week.
- After some soul-searching about my life I decided to go after my dreams because life is too short, so I am announcing that I am developing a new blog where I will chronicle my cinematic journey through every Bigfoot and Yeti movie ever made.
- I received my first unemployment $$ - I'm rich, bitch!
Monday, May 05, 2008
This is my all time favorite SNL commercial. And trust me, you cannot break free of those claws, because they truly are made of metal and robots are strong.
Insuring the Aging American Population is priority ONE!
Insuring the Aging American Population is priority ONE!
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Hey hey hey
All is good here in the 'Burgh. Adale & I were all business yesterday - cleaned out our nasty dirty car, did laundry (had to go to a laundromat because we're having some plumbing problems), dropped of recycling, and made a tasty Indian dinner. It would have been a perfect day if the I hadn't put Sky Capitan & the World of Tomorrow on our netflix list. We watched it last night & oh my god is it a terrible movie.
We're going to see the new Harold & Kumar movie this afternoon. We've been waiting for months for it to come out and I almost don't want to see it because I won't really have anything to look forward to after we watch it.
This link has more Victorian death portraits like the one below, and this one will show you cats that look like Wilfred Brimley.
We'll report later on how the movie had changed our lives & the course of history.
All is good here in the 'Burgh. Adale & I were all business yesterday - cleaned out our nasty dirty car, did laundry (had to go to a laundromat because we're having some plumbing problems), dropped of recycling, and made a tasty Indian dinner. It would have been a perfect day if the I hadn't put Sky Capitan & the World of Tomorrow on our netflix list. We watched it last night & oh my god is it a terrible movie.
We're going to see the new Harold & Kumar movie this afternoon. We've been waiting for months for it to come out and I almost don't want to see it because I won't really have anything to look forward to after we watch it.
This link has more Victorian death portraits like the one below, and this one will show you cats that look like Wilfred Brimley.
We'll report later on how the movie had changed our lives & the course of history.
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Because I know all of you are very interested in the supposed Jimi Hendrix sex tape, here's the link to the official site. Click here to see a still (no nudity but nsfw). From watching the preview I am doubtful about it being Hendrix. The dude is definitely biting Jimi's style but it doesn't look like him to me.
The most suspicious aspect of the tape is that it appears to have been professionally (or at least semi-professionally) filmed. The camera seems to move around, meaning that someone was in the room operating it (Jimi didn't just set it up himself), and it also looks like the action is lit for the filming & not from typical household lights. Notice how the people are well lit, and when one of the ladies is riding Jimi, her shadow is directly behind her on the wall. Imagine on one or both sides of the camera there were lights on stands facing the the scene. This would make all three people well-lit on film & create shadows of the three on the vertical wall directly behind them. Now imagine the room was lit by the typical floor lamp and/or ceiling lights. I think the lighting should be different than what we see in this film.
The film has the aesthetics of 1960's porn & not a home movie, although we know that people often try to imitate both the filmic & thematic attributes of professional porn in their own home made dirty movies (as well as in the bedroom). Both the apparent movement of the camera & the shadows could be artifacts of the editing process for the preview so we'll have to wait & see the original when it comes out.
UPDATE: Here's a link to the trailer. It's not much more than a minute long but only has a few seconds from the sex tape. It's an FLV file so you may need to download the FLV movie player.
The most suspicious aspect of the tape is that it appears to have been professionally (or at least semi-professionally) filmed. The camera seems to move around, meaning that someone was in the room operating it (Jimi didn't just set it up himself), and it also looks like the action is lit for the filming & not from typical household lights. Notice how the people are well lit, and when one of the ladies is riding Jimi, her shadow is directly behind her on the wall. Imagine on one or both sides of the camera there were lights on stands facing the the scene. This would make all three people well-lit on film & create shadows of the three on the vertical wall directly behind them. Now imagine the room was lit by the typical floor lamp and/or ceiling lights. I think the lighting should be different than what we see in this film.
The film has the aesthetics of 1960's porn & not a home movie, although we know that people often try to imitate both the filmic & thematic attributes of professional porn in their own home made dirty movies (as well as in the bedroom). Both the apparent movement of the camera & the shadows could be artifacts of the editing process for the preview so we'll have to wait & see the original when it comes out.
UPDATE: Here's a link to the trailer. It's not much more than a minute long but only has a few seconds from the sex tape. It's an FLV file so you may need to download the FLV movie player.
BREAKING NEWS: I wish Hulkamania wasn't running wild
Adale was right. Ever she first saw the Hulk Hogan reality show she sensed something f'd up about Hulk & his daughter. And yes, that's him rubbing her ass.
Hulk always pretended he was standing up for the American way, but I guess we should have known what lurked in the Hulkster's heart after 9/11
Adale was right. Ever she first saw the Hulk Hogan reality show she sensed something f'd up about Hulk & his daughter. And yes, that's him rubbing her ass.
Hulk always pretended he was standing up for the American way, but I guess we should have known what lurked in the Hulkster's heart after 9/11
Monday, April 28, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
BREAKING NEWS: DICK CLARK DROPS THE HAMMER
I just got the following email from Youtube telling me that even though I switched the sound on the Prince video, Dick Clark made them take the video down. What a Dick!
Never forget that Dick Clark was busted in the payola scandal of the '50's. What a douchebag.
I just got the following email from Youtube telling me that even though I switched the sound on the Prince video, Dick Clark made them take the video down. What a Dick!
Dear Member:
This is to notify you that we have removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by Dick Clark Productions, Inc. claiming that this material is infringing:
1985 American Music Awards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v
=V8SfoIaqinQ Please Note: Repeat incidents of copyright infringement will result in the deletion of your account and all videos uploaded to that account. In order to prevent this from happening, please delete any videos to which you do not own the rights, and refrain from uploading additional videos that infringe on the copyrights of others. For more information about YouTube's copyright policy, please read the Copyright Tips guide.
If you elect to send us a counter notice, please go to our Help Center to access the instructions.
Be aware that there may be adverse legal consequences in your country if you make a false or bad faith allegation of copyright infringement by using this process.Sincerely,
YouTube, Inc.
Never forget that Dick Clark was busted in the payola scandal of the '50's. What a douchebag.
BREAKING NEWS: EVERYBODY IS FASCINATED WITH WIENERS!
Usually the "penis" news on the News n'at headlines links to various stories about some dude getting his wang cut off, but I just looked over and it leads with this story
I couldn't bring myself to read the story but if one of you do please let me know how the lady should deal with the situation.
Speaking of wangs, here's a website for everybody: Full Frontal Friday. It's a spin-off of my favorite gossip website, Crazy Days and Nights. Anyway, FFF features full frontal shots of celebrity dudes, bacon & eggs included. Check it out, it'll make you feel good.
Usually the "penis" news on the News n'at headlines links to various stories about some dude getting his wang cut off, but I just looked over and it leads with this story
My 27-year-old son's penis points straight out and won't come fully erect. I know that it's affecting his confidence with girls. Anything to suggest? ...
I couldn't bring myself to read the story but if one of you do please let me know how the lady should deal with the situation.
Speaking of wangs, here's a website for everybody: Full Frontal Friday. It's a spin-off of my favorite gossip website, Crazy Days and Nights. Anyway, FFF features full frontal shots of celebrity dudes, bacon & eggs included. Check it out, it'll make you feel good.
DATELINE: My Couch
Greetings to all of my loyal minions. I just got a new phone so keep you peepers peeled for an email with my new phone number. It's doesn't have as much gadgetry as the Treo but it looks way cooler. Next time we talk you can imagine me lounging about, chatting on this awesome phone
Adale & I have been working all day so there's not too much exciting to report. Even though he was vaccinated against it, last week Mr. Peaches caught a virus from Mimi. He was really sick for a week & then has been dealing with excess snot. One of his eyes is leaking goo, and even though we clean it he often had crusties that make him keep the eye shut.
I feel bad for all of you who didn't get to see the Prince video because it's awesome.
In other news, here's some fun stuff from Boing Boing:
The picture below is from the website Suicide Food, dedicated to signs featuring animals encouraging people to eat them:
The video below highlights the stoner soldiers of the Afghan National Army
Greetings to all of my loyal minions. I just got a new phone so keep you peepers peeled for an email with my new phone number. It's doesn't have as much gadgetry as the Treo but it looks way cooler. Next time we talk you can imagine me lounging about, chatting on this awesome phone
Adale & I have been working all day so there's not too much exciting to report. Even though he was vaccinated against it, last week Mr. Peaches caught a virus from Mimi. He was really sick for a week & then has been dealing with excess snot. One of his eyes is leaking goo, and even though we clean it he often had crusties that make him keep the eye shut.
I feel bad for all of you who didn't get to see the Prince video because it's awesome.
In other news, here's some fun stuff from Boing Boing:
The picture below is from the website Suicide Food, dedicated to signs featuring animals encouraging people to eat them:
The video below highlights the stoner soldiers of the Afghan National Army
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
SHOKING STORIES FROM THE UPCOMING SIEGFRIED & ROY UNAUTHORIZED BIO:
* Siegfried and Roy enjoyed foursomes with
Liberace and his boy-toy Scott Thorson.
* Siegfried was so scared of the animals
he'd never even hold their leashes.
* Their tricks are done with body doubles
and concealed panels.
* Roy died for a while during surgery
after being bitten by Montecore the tiger.
* Shirley MacLaine is one of many of
their friends who believes Roy did
die and that Siegfried parades around a
hired lookalike.
* the animals had to be zapped with electric
prods to perform.
* Siegfried and Roy enjoyed foursomes with
Liberace and his boy-toy Scott Thorson.
* Siegfried was so scared of the animals
he'd never even hold their leashes.
* Their tricks are done with body doubles
and concealed panels.
* Roy died for a while during surgery
after being bitten by Montecore the tiger.
* Shirley MacLaine is one of many of
their friends who believes Roy did
die and that Siegfried parades around a
hired lookalike.
* the animals had to be zapped with electric
prods to perform.
I am such an idiot for never seeing Prince in concert. The video is from the 1985 American Music Awards. I don't know about y'all, but I think it's fucking amazing.
***UPDATE - Prince ordered me to take down the video or change the audio. I knew that The Purple One didn't allow people to put any videos with any of his music online without permission (which he never grants) and would come after me. So I switched the audio. If y'all want the clip let me know & I'll upload it somewhere you can download it.
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