BREAKING NEWS: EVERYBODY IS FASCINATED WITH WIENERS!

Usually the "penis" news on the News n'at headlines links to various stories about some dude getting his wang cut off, but I just looked over and it leads with this story

My 27-year-old son's penis points straight out and won't come fully erect. I know that it's affecting his confidence with girls. Anything to suggest? ...

I couldn't bring myself to read the story but if one of you do please let me know how the lady should deal with the situation.


Speaking of wangs, here's a website for everybody: Full Frontal Friday. It's a spin-off of my favorite gossip website, Crazy Days and Nights. Anyway, FFF features full frontal shots of celebrity dudes, bacon & eggs included. Check it out, it'll make you feel good.