seeing who's out there - 24
Reply to: pers-322695432@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-05-01, 10:49PM EDTthinking about moving back to the area. it'd be nice to meet someone for drinks and see how it goes from there.

Dear Seeing Who's Out There,

I usually don't respond to personal ads but something about yours spoke to me. I can tell that you are a man of taste and distinction by the way your Oakley's drape gracefully across your brow. But, to be honest, I though I was in hunk heaven when I saw your stylish yet state-of-the-art mountain bike, and I had to pinch my self when I saw that you drive a Nissan. I feel that Nissans are the hidden gems of the Orient and I must meet a fellow devotee. Call me.

nice guy with bad streek - 49

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Reply to: pers-322009081@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-30, 10:12PM EDT


looking for a nice looking black women to spoil with affection and great lovin

DATELINE: in my car, parked in downtown Pittsburgh

I'm waiting for my next appointment (35 minutes). I wish I smoked because smoky treats would give me a purpose during my wait. My Vegas trip has been delayed until late July/ early August, so I have a new to-do list for the next 5 weeks:
- develop buffet strategic plan with dual goal of maximizing variety and value. This will involve a cost/benefit analysis to answer the age old question of whether the $85 Cesar's Palace Golden Roman Buffet truly is the experience of a life time.
- further develop psychic skills
- contact "underground resistance" to prepare for recon of area 51.
- renew prescription to ensure what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Almost Live -- East Side Story

This is an old Seattle comedy show, Almost Live. I grew up in the Eastside suburbs they're making fun of...my first job was at the Factoria Burger King and I spent many a shopping trip at the Bellevue Square mall.

DATELINE: The Burgh

I'll try to write more later today. I'm hoping that my computer will show up today so I can take my Florida pictures off my phone & into your hearts. I will be in Pittsburgh for the next three weeks, then it's on to Vegas and South Dakota.

DATELINE: Skunk Ape Country, part 1

We had a very full Floridariffic day today. We started off driving down to Everglade City to take a air boat ride through the mangrove swamp with Captain Ed from Captain Doug's Everglades Tours. It was pretty sweet and I think if I ever move to Florida I'm going to make one. My brother's girlfriend said people will rig up their own with La-Z Boy chairs and couches. We saw an alligator that may or may not have been kept in the little confluence of mangrove swamp trails by way of an electronic monitor, two raccoons that definitely were fed everyday by the various "captains", making them docile and a lock to be in the same place every tour. Captain Ed did give us a little thrill by speeding along the more open swamp trails and even spinning around 180 degrees to stop a few times. Adale declined the free Indian sea-shell necklace given to all ladies on the tours.

After lunch at the Seafood Depot (highly recommended by Captain Doug's people) we drove to the highlight of the trip, the Skunk Ape Research Center in Ochopee, FL. Skunk Ape's are, as one put's it, "America's Southern Most Bigfoot". The Center is run out of a gift shop..well, I think it is only a gift shop with t-shirts, magnets, and other Skunk Ape paraphernalia. I'll write more tomorrow if I have time about teh wonders of the Skunk Ape...

vagina power penis power- the jackrabbit VIDEO remix

Vagina Power and Penis Power

Not safe for work, but available on Netflix

Hanzo the Razor-Sword Of Justice

crazy skills

I AM A VERY BAD BLOGGER


Hi everybody - I know that I have been very bad in not letting y'all know what's up with my temporary abandonment of business n'at. After the rough week in Spokane I came home and in trying to wash away the stress of that week I unintentionally avoided the blog. Part of that was due to my laptop being invaded by spyware (I sent back to HQ to have the tech dude re-install windows). No crucial business n'at files or photos were lost - they are all backed up and stored in a secret, ultra-ecure location - but having to use Adale's mac threw me off. I don't know how people have always bragged about macs when there isn't even a right-click function. I'm now on sunny Sanibel Island, Florida visiting my parents and other assorted family members on a much needed vacation. I will post more later today but I'm not sure if I'll be able to post any picture this week. Talk to y'all later.

G

DATELINE: Spokane Int'l Airport

Thank god I'm out of here - it's been a fairly disastrous trip saved only by the opportunity to see the peeps in Portland. And the Capitan Crunch w/Crunchberrys donut. I've got a pack of gum, a box of Altoids, 3 Nutri-Grain strawberry cereal bars, a bad paperback from the airport bookstore, and my burning desire to get back to my baby to carry me though this 13 hour trip home.

I was so busy I didn't even get a chance to continue my crypto-zoological investigations on the social lives of the Sasquatch. This is Bigfoot country.

More Gossip:

May 8, 2007 -- Cheney on DC Madam's list. Yesterday, WMR reported on the DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey's list: "WMR has been informed that the CEO of a major corporation is a former CEO but, nonetheless, the aforementioned extremely high-level official of the Bush administration. The individual, who is definitely "newsworthy," reportedly engaged the services of Palfrey's escort firm while he was the CEO and maintained a residence off Chain Bridge Road in the Ballantrae neighborhood in McLean, Virginia, a few blocks from the headquarters of the CIA."

WMR has confirmed with extremely knowledgeable CIA and Pentagon sources that the former CEO who is on Deborah Jeane Palfrey's list is Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney was CEO of Halliburton during the time of his liaisons with the Pamela Martin & Associates escort firm. Palfrey's phone invoices extend back to 1996 and include calls to and from Cheney. Ironically, in 2000 Cheney was appointed by Bush to head his Vice President selection committee, a task that enabled Cheney to gather detailed personal files on a number of potential candidates, including Bill Frist, George Pataki, John Danforth, Fred Thompson, Chuck Hagel, John Kasich, Chris Cox, Frank Keating, Tom Ridge, Colin Powell, and Jim Gilmore, before he selected himself as the vice presidential candidate.

The White House saw to it that ABC/Disney killed the DC Madam's story before yet another scandal swamped the Bush administration. Cheney is departing Washington today for a trip to the Middle East, where he will visit the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, and the USS John C. Stennis in the Gulf.

More fun gossip from waynemadsenreport.com (scroll down to May 8 postings).

May 8, 2007 -- Our White House sources report that the Queen's visit to the White House yesterday was a protocol disaster. Not only had George W. Bush commenced his drinking routine early in the morning, just in time for the first mid-day visit by Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip, but his drunkenness continued well into the evening during the lavish state dinner.

Bush dreaded the Queen's visit and prepared for it by getting drunk. The Queen has never hidden her dislike for Bush who she considers ill-bred, impetuous, and a social boor. The Queen's dislike for Bush goes back to 1991 when he insulted her during another state visit by inquiring which of her children was the "black sheep" of her family. The Queen told him to mind his own business. The Queen was also unhappy that then-First Lady Barbara Bush failed to control her son during that visit to the White House. In November 2003, the Queen was incensed about Bush's Marine One helicopter tearing up her flower garden at Buckingham Palace and traumatizing her flock of flamingoes. Bush's communications staff also damaged expensive fabrics inside the royal residence. Bush never compensated the Queen for the damage and she had to file an insurance claim.

With that background, Bush groused about having to wear a white tie tuxedo for last night's state dinner. It took the direct intervention of Laura Bush and Condoleezza Rice to convince Bush to wear the appropriate attire. During yesterday's welcoming ceremony on the South Lawn of the White House, Bush insinuated that the Queen was over 230 years old when he stated she had helped celebrate America's Bicentennial in 1776. The Queen was heard to have uttered the words, "Oh dear." Bush then winked at the Queen who was not amused by the president's antics. Bush also stated that the Queen gave him a look "that only a mother could give a child." It was not the first time the Queen had looked at Bush with an icy stare. Bush also nearly put his arm on the Queen's shoulder as he escorted her down the stairs from the red carpeted dais.

White House protocol officials remained nervous about Bush during the entire Royal visit. The Queen and Prince Phillip are sure to have much to talk about on their trip back home this evening. While the Queen was keen on visiting Virginia and the Kentucky Derby, her past dealings with the Bush family had her fearing the White House visit. Bush's boorish demeanor was in keeping with his past indiscretions around the Queen.

DATELINE: I'm in Bigfoot Country & Lovin' It!!

DATELINE: On the road from Spokane to Pullman, WA

Wyckyd Sceptre Rulez!!

The killer tortoise

Screw those fancy cupcakes!

Life always seems more real in Florida