Tuesday, June 03, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: WE'RE MOVING TO PHILLY! (probably)

I heard from University X (don't want to write their name here) and the department wants to hire me & said I should I be hearing form HR with a formal offer this week. It feels very strange but that's what's happening. We're thinking abut the Mt. Airy neighborhood in NW Philly - supposedly it's where lots of lesbians live & love so I shouldn't have any troubles making friends. University X wants me there on 7/1 so things will be moving pretty quickly.

We're beginning to weed through our treasures & I am selling some goodies on craigslist & ebay. I listed the chair yesterday afternoon and already 5 people have written to ask about it. I couldn't believe how many people wrote in and I'm kicking myself that we haven't been making big $$$ bringing up treasuries from out near Adale's parents. I just put the magazines on ebay last night and so far no bids, but I think usually people don't bid until the last few days.


5 comments:

Unknown said...

Your readers would be interested to know just how excited you are about selling stuff online, especially since you infamously never want to get rid of anything. I can't believe I haven't used this tactic before to get you to purge excess furniture and other "treasures" from Adale and Greg Mart.

Unknown said...

Of course, readers would also be interested to know that you've proposed moving our excess to Philadelphia in order to maximize profit.

Unknown said...

If you move your junk to Phila with you, then you are sick.

carrie said...

i was still hoping for austin!

Mr. T said...

I was hoping that Austin would work out too!!! Maybe I can do some networking n'at so Austin can be the next (and hopefully last!!!) move!


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