USA #1!!!!!!!!!

This strapping young man is Ms. Tammy Thomas, Olympic cyclist and recently convicted steroid user. When a drug tester for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency showed up to get a urine sample from her, he said that she appeared to have shaving cream around her ear. Why would she have shaving cream around her ear? Apparently she developed a number of tell-tale symptoms of big-time steroid use, such as:

• A deep voice
• Baldness
• A full beard
• Chest hair

Now that's the Olympic Spirit!!