DATELINE: My Couch

To be honest the transition from high-powered executive to unemployed, pajama-clad lounge-a-bout has not been easy. Adale hasn't once set up a breakfast buffet. I miss the executive lounge at the airport and must set up a time to go hang out there. One day you get to board the flight before everyone else and the next you have a box full of cat shit to empty out.

Don't get me wrong, there are perks to being a man of leisure. I have a slew of Italian Zombie and Cannibal movies on my Netflix queue that I'm finally getting the chance to watch. Mr. Peaches & I are spending a lot of quality time together. And of course it just feels right to be lounging around the apartment in my pj's with Adale.

I do have fun, like watching this video where a guy raps about his cat. He's an inspiration. I feel like I should use this opportunity to take up a hobby but I haven't decided yet. Dale Watson is coming next Wednesday which will be totally awesome (hey Kristen, he's in Baltimore Monday 4/7 at Dangerously Delicious Pies!!).

I hope everybody had a good April Fool's Day. I was trying to think about it and I don't think I've ever pulled off a good prank for April Fool's. When I was in high school my brother, who was in middle school, put Vasoline on all the toilet seats at our house & I sat on one. Any of you ever pull off a good prank?