BREAKING NEWS:

The Man has been swamped with TPS reports to complete and is not sure when he'll be able to post something interesting. I've got some fun pictures from Rapid City - including one of myself riding a giant Jack-0-Lope - that I hope to be able to to put up soon. In the mean time, here's a statement from Brandi C on her recent career moves:

"Hey!Thank you guys so much for all of the messages, comments, friend requests, etc.. I am trying to respond to everyone as best I can, but I have been so busy lately! I do read each and every message, and the vast majority of them are really very sweet. So thank you guys so much, and keep them coming. If you have a question send it to me, and I will try to get an FAQ together soon. I know a question that is on EVERYONE'S mind is about what was posted on TMZ.com yesterday. Yes it is me, but what you all should know is that I am not actually in the adult entertainment business. What you are seeing is something that I decided to try out and see what it was like. I did it after the show was done filming, so that is why you won't hear about it on there. We finished filming back in March, and a few weeks after I got home I was kinda bored. I have a couple of girl-friends in the business who love their jobs, so I was curious what it was like, and if that was something I wanted to pursue. I talked to them about it, and Roxy from MetroTalent hooked me up with some gigs. It was fun, but I decided it wasn't for me and moved on. So what you see is all you get. I tried it out, got it out of my system, been there done that, the end. I'm young, and I've always had this passion to get all I could out of life by trying things at least once. So there you go. ;) So what is next? There's a ton of projects I am working on that are so exciting and I will tell you about them as soon as I can. As for right now I am working on press and promotion for the show with interviews, appearances, and now running my much larger myspace network ;) My girl Heather from the A Team will be here tomorrow (thursday) and we have a lot of things planned for the weekend. If you live in LA you might see us out and about being crazzzyyy. Make sure to say Hi. ;)Kristia my other barbie-twin half will be here on the 31st and is staying for two whole weeks so we can work on our barbie twin projects together. August is looking to be a super exciting month!! Big announcements to come, so keep checking back. If you haven't already be sure to add The Barbie Twin's myspace page @ www.myspace.com/vh1barbiesSo I think that is all for now... Have a beautiful Wednesday babes!!!xOxOx"

If you were so inclined you could click here and look at her model page advertising her availability for adult movies (with naked pictures and a list of what she will do on screen). If y'all have any free time you can test you skill at Jam Band Fan or Taliban, the very addicting and soothing game Boomshine, debate this person's list of the sex toys that changed the world, or read yet another article about why you should stay away from Geek Squad at Best Buy.

Later haters.