Quiet Man looking for a talker - 27

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Reply to: pers-359585189@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-25, 12:46AM EDT


well laidies if your looking for a man that's going to listen to what you have to say. Here I am. I'm 5'5",hazel eyes,long Brown hair,160lbs wight guy
Likes:camping,fishing,walking in the rain,games,laughing at stupid jokes,fixing things(if I don't know how I read the insructions),doing things for my woman, shoting pool,drinking sometimes,hanging out friends,going on trips(it dosen't matter where),to tell you the truth I'm up for just about anything.
I moved down here over a year ago. I got sick of living in a small town with nothing to do but go to the bar or get thrown in jail,sometimes both.
I want to be the dumb one in the relationship,I have alot of patients and don't get pissed off easly.I don't expect anything done for me.IF I forget to do something please remind me.I'm not religos so don't push your crap down my throat.I'll respect your beliefs but respect my right not to believe.
I'm looking for a girl around my hight(shorter is fine)25-30 no kids,i don't mind them but I don't want any yet.She should be kind hearted with a good sence of humer.Not afraid of porn or herself.Likes good music not rap or country,and knows when to put down the feedbag.smoker or smoker tolerent.
I do have a handycap I'm missing my left pectoral muscel,which sucks,two front teeth are broken off(good concert),and I'm a sucker for chocolate.
If I'm what your looking for get in thouch.If not go to hell.



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Why do I like this ad?

• dude's resistance to the everyday tyranny of normative spelling and grammar rules.
  
• dude lets slip that he often gets arrested after going out drinking
• "I want to be the dumb one in the relationship" - I like that dude's realistic.
  
• "I don't expect anything done for me." but the very next sentence asks "IF I forget to do something please remind me." - dude's complicated, a delicious enigma to be unraveled by the right lady.
• dude knows what he wants in a lady - "Not afraid of porn or herself", "knows when to put down the feedbag", "with a good sence of humer".
• I like that dude's differently-abled and proud - "I do have a handycap I'm missing my left pectoral muscel,which sucks,two front teeth are broken off(good concert)" You know what dude, that does suck.
  
• "If I'm what your looking for get in thouch.If not go to hell." - dude knows what he wants and is not willing to compromise.
  
• dude's comfortable with who he is and wants to be accepted for his lifestyle choices, evidenced by his decision to use a picture depicting his squalid apartment.