Fun with Craigslist v.42: Items Wanted

If you're feeling charitable and would like to lend a helping hand to your fellow Americans, all you need to do is look to the "items wanted" section of Craigslist.

You can let a nice Christian family (albeit one who doesn't know how to turn off the caps lock on the keyboard) park their R.V. in front of your house & live there for the rest of the year.

Just imagine how warm you would feel if you could answer this woman's prayer for a Bedazzler so she can decorate her daughter's dance outfits or restore a grandmother's faith in humanity by replacing her stolen Flobee.

You might be surprised that your attempt to break the North American record by ignoring your dental hygiene for the last decade can help brighten Cherry in Spokane's day.

I know you like Chihuahuas, but do you love them? If so, then you know how wonderful it will be when you invite the Chihuahua Lover's Group to hold their monthly meetings at your house so they can further the "socialization of dog and human."

If you're feeling extra extra nice you'll take pity on this dude who lost his GPS unit. If only he had some way of tracking the geographical location of his...oh...never mind.

Perhaps you are interested in supporting an underprivileged stoner's dream of growing his own weed.

There's probably only one or two people who know what the fuck this guy is talking about when he says he's looking for someone to build him a combination weed eater motor / bicycle, and if you're not one of them you would be doing him a favor if you talked him into getting a few goats instead.