Tuesday, May 01, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Astronauts are little babies.

The investigation into what the fuck was going on with the crazy astronaut diaper lady has revealed new, shocking information - astronauts are whiny babies. NASA investigators have interviewed four of her colleagues just how petty rocket-jockeys are:

Fellow astronauts described Lisa Nowak as smart, hardworking and a good mother, but also selfish and unwilling to perform tasks for which she hadn't trained, according to documents released Tuesday by the state attorney's office.

Why do they think she's selfish?

They said she refused to give out her cell phone number to her fellow astronauts on last July's space shuttle mission to the international space station.

Jesus Christ. Thank god she invited them to her birthday party or they totally wouldn't have let her eat her space food with them during astro-lunch period.








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