Boy, it's been a crazy week. We learned that cats are trickier than we ever imagined, bees are not excited about the iPhone, Don Imus, hero?, danger only makes the sausage tastier, some Muslims in Malaysia are hatin' on Genies, Vampires, Mermaids, Phoenix Birds, Ghouls, and Supernatural Beings, but in Cairo you get hooked up with obedient Genie wives. Go figure.