I know we've talked up Pittsburgh to everyone trying to get y'all to move here. We've told you about the beautiful scenery, exotic European cuisine, and cheap housing. Now you can add to the list inexpensive and eager
manwhores. He doesn't list a price (which would be for his company only, with no promise of physical contact, and anything that happened past socializing would be the free choice of two consenting adults and not an economic transaction) but in a town where you can get an Iron City beer for $1.25 I am sure it would be reasonable.
Hot and Hungry Man at your Service! - m4w
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pers-292839686@craigslist.orgDate: 2007-03-12, 5:03PM EDT
Hello all you beautiful ladies! This hot and hungry man is available to take you place that you've never been before. I an a well built man who knows how to make a woman happy so let me help you fill up some of your spare time. E-mail me and let's begin our journey to paradise!
- Location: Beaver county
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
4 comments:
Is there really a Beaver County?
yes, there's a beaver county. this guy couldn't make up something so creatively naughty.
i especially love his steelers shirt. sometimes i really fucking hate pittsburgh.
Not only is there a Beaver County, this dude knows it like the back of his hand and free tours can be scheduled antime.
Beaver County is very picturesque cuntry. It's got some lovely hills and wonderful foliage; some farmers let their bushes grow wild, others trim them up. There's a pleasant stream that runs north-south. Very refreshing to take a dip every once in a while-- either for a drink or to throw your whole body into it.
Some people buy up property in Beaver county, but it is a peculiar codicil of the township that ownership only lasts for life. Others lease, and some even squat illegally on other people's property. Playboy does a feature on this quaint area every month, complete with photos.
"Beaver County is one of the best places on Earth to visit!" -PA dept of tourism.
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