White Man Talking: Pearls of Wisdom from the Heartland

Whitey: "That part of town is doing very well for a [begin knowing look] mixed neighborhood."
Me: "What kind of neighborhood?"
Whitey: "It's a mixed neighborhood."
Me: "Oh."


Whitey: "Tax laws have changed. They even let women write mortgages off of their taxes now. Which is a good thing."


Whitey on the difference between their church and another, similar sounding church:
"We started off as one but are different now. We don't let women be priests or accept The Homosexual."


Mrs. Whitey: "Honey, I'm just going to sit here on the couch and listen, I won't bother your conversation [with me]."
Mr. Whitey: "Don't sit here with us. Just go into the other room while we're talking."
Mrs. Whitey stands up and exits stage left. Scene ends.