Do Cats Need to be Pimped?

As a responsible pet owner I am always thinking about ways I could enhance the lives of my little friends. Recently I've been mulling over pimping my cats. (I don't know if you can tell but the black cat has gold fangs and the colored claws are plastic sleeves some Japanese company is selling.) Droolsy and Mimi seem pretty happy and it is difficult to imagine them being any cuter, but everything just seems better when it gets pimped out. Like computers.

Or your desk.

Even this ugly little dog.


dale and I have considered icing out Mimi's collar but we didn't hook her up. All I want is to give them the best possible life. Cat behavior experts agree that that kitties emotions are affected, and often mirror, the emotions of their owners. What this means is if I would be happier seeing Drizzles with a tiny flat screen tv and a bumpin stereo strapped on to his back, Drizzles would be happier, and that is all I have ever wanted.

But what if kitties are the most purrrrfect little furry balls of love He ever created? Who am I to change His wishes? On the other hand, He must want us to pimp out His creations or why would he have made them pimpable? Even cubicles are pimpable.
There's just too much to consider...I think I'm going to have to sleep on it.