Wednesday, January 24, 2007

I've had a Target gift card burning a hole in my pocket & I finally know how I'm going to use it.


http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-6/qid=1169573202/ref=sr_8_6/602-7461729-6341416?ie=UTF8&asin=1933664142


Update: For a brief time both Target & Wal-Mart were selling crazy Anime porn online. Below is a screencap and description from the Wal-Mart website of one title. Don't know what's up with Tentacle Porn. Joe?



"In Volume 3 of the ultra popular, kinky, sex-full Yaoi Hentai, you'll see tentacle monster Trach nailing an unsuspecting bus rider, a poor bishonen with his wiener caught in a fence hole and the perv friend who helps, a yaoi take on the "Aristocrats" joke, hot loving with a Sultan's slave and more! Explicit yaoi content. For readers 18+ only!"

4 comments:

a.m. said...

i couldn't make that link work and the suspense is killing me.

Unknown said...

Looks like a tail to me, not a tentacle. But they do love prehensile appendages, no doubt about it. In _Legend of the Overfiend_ a man's face splits open and huge tentacle with an eye on the tip snakes out, wraps a woman up, then penetrates her, eye first.

An 1814 Hokusai woodblock shows a woman having sex with an octopus.

I thought it was just a veiled indicator of how large the Japanese men's penises are. They call them "nip" b/c they are so huge, like calling a heavy guy "slim." The radiation from the atomic bomb gave the males super duper penises-- a well-known fact that I read on the internet.

There are articles with catchy titles like "Magical Girls and Atomic Bomb Sperm" and "Transcultural Orgasm as Apocalypse." But the anime stories are all the same: boy meets girl, they fall in love, have sex with 8 foot penises and cries of anguished pain, then the world blows up. Standard fare. Love is a many-splendor'd thing.

a.m. said...

thanks guys, I can rest easy now.

Unknown said...

It is really important to have a friend like Joe. He knows all sorts of good things.


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