Have you ever seen ads online for the "Fleshlight"? Well, I like to call this little gem the "Santa Sleeve". God knows what it is supposed to be for but just add a little lube and you're ready to deck the halls. The nice part is that it's washable because, as much as you try, that sex toy rubber never feels clean (though maybe that's just me). It's hard to put Christmas and cheap sex toys together in a way that seems natural but I think the leisure engineers who developed the "Santa Sleeve" did the impossible.
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Maybe the beaux from "This Night, Forever..." fell in love with the Santa Sleeve.
When the jilted prom date found out, she sent Santa to the store. In a act of revenge, the now Santa-less beaux broke up with her, and, ironically, dumps the prom picture off at the same dollar store.
Microwaved watermelons, breast pumps, now the Santa sleeve-- is there anything that a man WON'T insert himself into? -->
"You are wonderful tonight."
Dammit.
That should be "beau," not "beaux."
"Beaux" is plural.
That's what I get for writing right when I wake up.
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