Hey Single Ladies,

You might want to think about my fair city, Pittsburgh PA.
If you hurry up this gentleman just might still be available when you get here!

Off The Beaten Path or Beating Off by The Path? - 38
If the following applies to you, we should meet.

1. You think its a good idea to meet random strangers in public.
2. You would like nothing better than to go on a 3 day drug and alcohol binge.
3. You love to listen to Paris Hilton while sitting on my face.
4. You love to wake up in the afternoon with a face that feels like a glazed donut.
5. You think it is a good idea to mix alcohol with your Zoloft.
6. You have multiple tattoos and piercings because you like the pain.
7. You think the voices in your head have some really good ideas.
8. You think it is a good idea to leave your children with your mother so you can get fucked up and laid.
9. You love the music of Nelly Furtado and Madonna.
10. You have been to rehab and decided those people are sick losers.
11. You believe it is perfectly normal to be fingered in a movie theater.
12. You love to dress up and role play.
13.All you think about is meeting a nice guy who will fuck you silly and won't get attached.
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/m4w/259198181.html