For all the problems it may create, the creative forces of Capitalism are pretty darn impressive. No matter what you want someone has got it and will sell it to you. For instance, while I was in DC last week I was sitting in my plush hotel feeling a little lonely. All I had to do was pick up the phone and two hot lesbians were in the lobby within the hour.





What I meant to say was that I got to hang out with Kristen & her "roommate" last Thursday night. It was so good to see her and to meet Bern. I'm totally not saying that just because Kristen gave me the meat stickers & a stripper flip-book as Xmas presents. We had a ton of fun and a ton of Peruvian food. We tried to go to a pollo ala brasa joint but the goddamn mapquest directions screwed us over. Luckily I had directions to another Peruvian restaurant (always be prepared!) and we stuffed ourselves with ceviche, anticuchos, lomo saltado, seco de res and a few bottles of Cristal (the beer). Bern was a lot of fun to talk to and I can see why Kristen enjoys being her roommate. I hope I do get back to our Nation's Capitol in a few weeks so we can get together. Maybe Jenna Bush is back in town and we can all get our drink on - you know that girl knows where to get a killer Long Island Iced Tea.