We're off to Philly today for my second interview. Initially we were against moving there but now there's a good chance we'll do it if I get the job. Neither of us want to be there long term but we haven't had any other job prospects in Pittsburgh, Ithaca, or Austin. I recognize that Ithaca & Austin would take a while to work out and hopefully we can figure out what we want to do longer term (and where we want to do it) while in Philly. Anyhooters, we'll be on the road until late Thursday. Bye for now.

DATELINE: My Couch, Pittsburgh PA

I know it's been a few weeks since I last posted but I actually have been busy. What have I been doing?

1. I sang at karaoke (Blondie, Talking Heads, Wall of Voodoo, David Allen Coe, etc.).
   
2. We drove out to Philly for my job interview.
3. Roadtrip to Nashville to figure out our lives like Brittney in Crossroads.
   
4. On the way to Nashville we stayed a night at the Seelbach Hotel, a super fancy, old hotel in Louisville (check out the photo gallery).
   
5. While in Louisville we visited the giant Louisville Slugger baseball bat and Col. Sanders' grave (which started a huge, serious fight between Adale & I).
   
6. Had tons of fun in Nashville and visited Cooter's Place, spent quality time with Allison, toured the Opryland Hotel, ate fancy Mexican style popsicles, met some of her nice friends.
7. We went to the unofficial Lesbian Karaoke Night at a local bar where yet another young lady-lovin' gal spontaneously expressed their admiration for my fashion sense (a different gal said, "You're more of a dyke than I am." I do have to give thanks to Allison because I was wearing the shirt she gave me last week.
8. After some soul-searching about my life I decided to go after my dreams because life is too short, so I am announcing that I am developing a new blog where I will chronicle my cinematic journey through every Bigfoot and Yeti movie ever made.
9. I received my first unemployment $$ - I'm rich, bitch!
   

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This is my all time favorite SNL commercial. And trust me, you cannot break free of those claws, because they truly are made of metal and robots are strong.
Insuring the Aging American Population is priority ONE!

Please put your hands together for M.C. No Dignity

Hey hey hey

All is good here in the 'Burgh. Adale & I were all business yesterday - cleaned out our nasty dirty car, did laundry (had to go to a laundromat because we're having some plumbing problems), dropped of recycling, and made a tasty Indian dinner. It would have been a perfect day if the I hadn't put Sky Capitan & the World of Tomorrow on our netflix list. We watched it last night & oh my god is it a terrible movie.

We're going to see the new Harold & Kumar movie this afternoon. We've been waiting for months for it to come out and I almost don't want to see it because I won't really have anything to look forward to after we watch it.

This link has more Victorian death portraits like the one below, and this one will show you cats that look like Wilfred Brimley.


We'll report later on how the movie had changed our lives & the course of history.

I might as well share with all of you how I'm throwing my life away


Funny intro to a porno scene (sfw)

Make sure to watch the bride's face.

WOOT!

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